drunk with power

1. Never follow your passion, but by all means bring it with you.
2. Beware of teamwork.
3. Vomit proudly and whenever necessary.
4. Be careful, but don’t be fooled—safety is never first.
5. Think about what you are doing—never how.
6. Ignore advice such as “Work smart, not hard.” It’s dangerous—and moronic.
7. Consider quitting.